Is Water Funny?

Is Water Funny?
Of course it is! And to prove as much, we’re including a photo of one of our environmentally friendly delivery vehicles. Works really well until such time as they encounter a low bridge. Bada-dish!

You didn’t like that? Then may I draw your attention to a selection of the best jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival that was held in….. (go on, can you guess?) recently?

I bought a muzzle for my pet duck. Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill. Chris Turner

Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical. I am appealing. Stewart Francis

Went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before. The plot thickens. Darren Walsh

You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon. Sara Pascoe

When my wife and I argue, we’re like a band in concert: we start with some new stuff, and then we roll out our greatest hits.
Frank Skinner

Surely every car is a people carrier? Adam Hess

What’s the difference between a ‘hippo’ and a ‘Zippo’? One is really heavy; the other is a little lighter. Masai Graham

If you think about it a little more – water is loads funny – slipping in water, falling into the koi pond (I really, really did this once, when I was all of 12) fully dressed; water bombs; tossing a glass of water at someone’s mug … it’s FUNNY. I could of course tell you what I believe is the all-time funniest joke about drinking water (which wasn’t all water as the imbiber soon found out) but this is an R-rated page, so perhaps not.

So perhaps water is funnier in motion and visually than in print, but yep, it’s still funny.

For a look at more water humour, have a gander here.  If you have any material or funny images you’d like to share, pop them across to us at


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