by Fern Shaw | Jun 19, 2015 | water cooler
The Summer Holidays will soon be upon us and for many parents this can be more a cause for concern than a reason to celebrate – namely, what are the kidlets going to doooo all summer?
Stroll-surfing along the internet, I happened upon this rather lovely article:
*‘An Italian teacher has decided to forgo setting the usual holiday homework for his students and has instead given them a list of life advice.
Most schoolchildren in Italy are given school work to complete over the three-month summer holidays, which stretch from mid-June to mid-September. But Cesare Cata, who teaches at a secondary school in the central Le Marche region, wants his students to use their time off for less academic pursuits. “At least once, go and watch the sunrise”, he writes in the 15-point ‘homework’ list, which has since gone viral. Students are also told to wander beside the sea in the morning “thinking of the things you love in life”, and to dance shamelessly when the mood strikes, because “summer is a dance, and it is foolish not to take part”.
Students are told to dream of what they want their lives to be.
Mr Cata doesn’t want students to forget school completely, though, and urges them to read widely and use all of the new terms they learned in the past year. “The more things you can say, the more things you can think; and the more things you can think, the freer you are,” he says.
More than 3,000 people have shared the teacher’s Facebook post, and hundreds have left positive comments. “I wish I’d had a teacher like you who encourages reflection and introspection,” one person writes. The list seems to have struck a chord with many parents, who say they have shared it with their children. “Homework for life, not just for a season,” one Facebook user says, while another declares: “With a teacher like you, I would go back to school tomorrow!”
For your inspiration and reading pleasure, I’m including an extract of Cesare’s ‘homework’ – you’re to keep in mind that this is a very rough translation!
“1. In the morning, sometimes go to walk by the sea in total solitude: look how the sun is reflected and, thinking about the things you love most in life, feel happier.”
- Try to use all the new terms learned together this year: more things you can say, the more things you can think of; and more things you can think of, most are free.
- Read as much as you can. But not because you have to. Read why summer inspires dreams and adventures, and reading you feel like swallows in flight. Read why it is the best form of revolt to have (for suggested reading, ask me).
- Avoid all things, situations and people that make you negative or empty: Look for challenging situations and the company of friends that will enrich you, understand and appreciate you for who you are.
- If you feel sad or scared, do not worry: the summer, as with all the wonderful things, tries to make trouble the soul. Try to write a diary to tell your state (in September, if you like, we will read together).
- Dance. Shameless. On the track under the box, or in your room. Summer is a dance, and it is foolish not to take part.
- At least once, go see the sunrise. Remain silent and breathe. Close your eyes, grateful.”
When I think of all my homespun philosophies I bandy about at the water cooler, I admit to being a little embarrassed – this advice is really inspirational. Never mind the school children, I think I’ll be practising some of these ideas myself.
*from an article at the BBC – News from Elsewhere
by Fern Shaw | Jun 8, 2015 | Water, water cooler, Water Coolers
Last week I blogged about memes (see image above); the word itself always makes me a little uncomfortable – memes … Manitou’s …mammaries – but then that’s how my brain processes word association – it may not be how yours does. (Aren’t you lucky?!)
With memes in mind, I got to thinking about what it is that makes people associate water coolers (or more correctly – areas where water coolers are) with humour?
It’s pretty simple if you think about it – when people head off to replenish their daily H20 quota (and another Blogista aside – isn’t it nice to know that nowadays you have a plethora of water cooler machines to choose from – even ones to fit on your desktop – aha – like your desktop does) – it’s usually their downtime; take a break time; time to walk off work related stress; so ostensibly when they reach the water cooler and they see a colleague (or two or five), they remember that they haven’t shot the breeze; told the latest joke; compared footie scores; swapped a bit of skinny – so they break into full splab.
Of course this sharing can often have pretty dodgy and potentially disastrous results – perhaps *Tim in HR doesn’t appreciate Maggie from Sales telling off-colour jokes and Pandora from Filing is ready to throttle Syd from Social Media because he keeps on winding her up about his team’s great results versus hers.
I think that pretty much explains the humour at the water cooler connection. If you don’t believe me, then take a stroll down to your water cooler – I guarantee you’ll see my hypothesis in action. If there’s no humorous activity, create your own. Remember though – directing the water from the water spout to squirt at colleagues probably won’t be perceived as funny.
*names and characters in this blog are all fictional.
by Fern Shaw | Jun 8, 2015 | water cooler
Do you get it? ‘ey, ‘ey, ‘ey?
I decided it’s again time for a little humour at the water cooler. Googling as I’m wont to do, I happened upon the above humorous meme. What’s a meme you ask? Well, before you think I’m becoming all teachery on you, I didn’t know what the term meant until I hauled myself up by my suspenders and eddicated myself.
A meme is ‘an idea, behaviour, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture’. A meme acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices that can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena with a mimicked theme. Supporters of the concept regard memes as cultural analogues to genes in that they self-replicate, mutate, and respond to selective pressures.
The word meme is a shortening (modelled on gene) of mimeme from the Ancient Greek mīmēma, (‘imitated thing’, ‘to imitate’, ‘to mime’) coined by British evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins in The Selfish Gene (1976) as a concept for discussion of evolutionary principles in explaining the spread of ideas and cultural phenomena. Examples of memes given in the book included melodies, catch-phrases, fashion, and the technology of building arches.
And here I was thinking it was just a term coined from pop culture! Even before I knew what memes were, I loved them – to me they are a perfect and succinct manner in which to get humour across – an image and a few lines of text: Message Delivered, thanks for playing – boing!
So, before your next trip to hydration central (i.e. the water cooler) have a look for a selection of the latest memes and take them with you – you’re sure to get a laugh. Just remember though, to perform an internal sensitivity test before you show them to all and sundry – you may find blue language accompanied by a bizarre image to be humorous, but your colleagues may not. Rule of thumb – stick to the images of serious babies and toddlers accompanied by some wise saying – that’s sure to raise a few chuckles.
by Fern Shaw | May 19, 2015 | Charity, water cooler, Water Coolers
‘A wishing well is a term from European folklore to describe wells where it was thought that any spoken wish would be granted. The idea that a wish would be granted came from the idea that water housed deities or had been placed there as a gift from the gods, since water was a source of life and often a scarce commodity.’ ~ Wiki
Here at AquAid, we’ve adapted the concept of the wishing well slightly by ensuring that through the provision of water coolers to our valued customers that this translates into building actual water wells for those less fortunate in Africa.
How it works is that AquAid, who long have a history of supporting sustainable charities, formed a charity called The Africa Trust. This organisation is responsible for building said water wells or, as they are affectionately known, Elephant Pumps. Using donations from a portion of the revenue raised from the sales of water coolers, The Africa Trust have built more than 5 0000 Elephant Pumps throughout Africa, which provide more than 2 million people with safe drinking water. The pump is built (see photograph online in the article) using a modified design based on an ancient Chinese rope pulley system that uses materials that are easy to repair and maintain locally. An Elephant Pump can last for more than 15 years and its design is such that 95% of built pumps continue to operate throughout the continent.
We recently invited York CVS, a Leeds based AquAid customer, to participate in a well building campaign and were delighted when they graciously accepted.
York CVS themselves are all about help and support. Since 1939, York CVS has supported thousands of local charities, voluntary organisations and social enterprises to focus on what they do best – making a difference.
They provide a range of support, training and advice to help organisations set up, flourish and even finish if they feel their work is done.
Ruth Stockdale, Communications and Marketing Adviser at York CVS expressed enthusiasm about the well building campaign, “York CVS is proud to be working with AquAid and is delighted that by providing clean, fresh water here in York, we are able to support others to receive the same benefits in Africa.”
York CVS’ decision to participate in this water pump building campaign means that a rural community in Africa will now have access to safe, clean drinking water.
If you currently have an AquAid water cooler and would like to find out how you can go about sponsoring your very own water well, at no extra cost, please contact us.
Via our website: https://www.aquaidwatercoolers.co.uk/contact
Via e-mail: marie@aquaidwatercoolers.co.uk
Via telephone: 0800 772 3003
If you would like to enquire about purchasing a water cooler, drop us a line or give us a shout at any of the above. We’d love to be able to assist. And you can, of course, be very well (ha) on your way to sponsoring your very own water well.
by Fern Shaw | May 5, 2015 | water cooler
I’ve been hard at work here at work, so my water cooler station lurking has been at a bare minimum for the last few weeks. Whereas I doubt that my absence has had a detrimental effect on any of my colleagues (I had visions of said colleagues’ grey matter rapidly dwindling without my pearls of wisdom to sustain them), I felt it was high time to get back into ‘cruise the cooler’ mode so as to help them hydrate their brains.
To ensure that I had plenty of brain fodder on hand, I tripped the length and breadth of the Woah Woah (my pet name for the World Wide Web) and read up about debunking various myths. I wouldn’t call these Urban Legends, as Napoleon’s height certainly was most definitely pre the Urban Legend catch phrase – you’ll see what I’m on about further down:
Great Wall of China visible from space
It’s not. Stop saying it is.
Bananas grow on trees
They actually grow on massive herbs that resemble trees. Ja-ha!
Vikings Horned Helms
The horned helm was actually created for a 19th century Wagner opera. (Less of the sniggering about the title, you!)
Different Taste Sections on the Tongue
There are no different sections on the tongue for tasting sweet, sour, bitter, salty and umami (savoury/meaty).
Black Holes
Black holes aren’t really holes but hugely dense objects with massive gravitational pull.
Three second Goldfish Memory
Apparently not true. While goldfish aren’t the smartest, they boast a memory span of 3 months.
and finally;
Napoleon was short
A tall tale. At 5.7 (1.7 metres) he was actually above average height for a Frenchman of the time.
Now you know. Can you feel your brain plumping up already – full of fascinating facts? Oh, good!
by Fern Shaw | Apr 2, 2015 | water cooler
As you may have gathered by now, I quite like the origins of ‘stuff’. Couple this with a love of celebrations and traditions and you end up with enough reading material to last you aeons.
For example, where did hot cross buns originate and why?
As with a lot of tradition that stretches way back in time, hot cross buns have a myriad of sources:
The practice of eating special small cakes at the time of the Spring festival dates back at least to the ancient Greeks, but the English custom of eating spiced buns on Good Friday was perhaps institutionalised in Tudor times, when a London bylaw was introduced forbidding the sale of such buns except on Good Friday, at Christmas, and at burials. At this stage the cross was presumably simply incised with a knife, rather than piped on in pastry, as is the modern commercial practice.
The pagans worshipped the goddess Eostre (after whom Easter was named) by serving tiny cakes, often decorated with a cross, at their annual spring festival. When archaeologists excavated the ancient city of Herculaneum in south western Italy, which had been buried under volcanic ash and lava since 79 C.E., they found two small loaves, each with a cross on it, among the ruins. The English word ‘bun’ probably came from the Greek boun, which referred to a ceremonial cake of circular or crescent shape, made of flour and honey and offered to the gods.
Where did the Easter bunny come from?
Among the most familiar Easter symbols is the rabbit. The Easter bunny or rabbit is most likely of pre-Christian origin. The rabbit was known as an extraordinarily fertile creature, and hence it symbolised the coming of spring.
Legend has it that the Easter bunny lays, decorates and hides eggs as they are also a symbol of new life.
Another legend originates from an Anglo-Saxon legend that of how the Saxon goddess Eostre found a wounded bird and transformed it into a hare, so that it could survive the winter. The hare found it could lay eggs, so it decorated these each spring and left them as offering to the goddess.
I’ve just figured out why I call the Easter bunny, a hot cross bunny. Do you get it?
I’m taking this little gem of wisdom and all the other ‘stuff’ I’ve learnt to the water cooler station, so I can be my very own type of Mad March Hare as I dole out bouns and eggs. Happy Easter, all!
